God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said "I don't have anyone to talk to."
God said that He was going to make Adam
a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This person will gather food for
you, cook for you, and when you discover
clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will
always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear your children and never ask
you to get up in the middle of the night
to take care of them. She will not nag you
and will always be the first to admit she
was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache and will
freely give you love and passion whenever
you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like
this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history.
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