There won't be a Chinese American President

Top ten reasons why there won't be a Chinese American President any time
soon:

10. White House not big enough for in-laws.

9. Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over politics.

8. Oval office has bad feng shui.

7. Can't find decent roast duck in D.C.

6. Secret service can't handle nagging mother.

5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by chopsticks at state dinners.

4. No chance for promotion.

3. Lactose intolerance is not considered politically correct.

2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in.

1. Air Force One: No frequent flier miles.