First game of golf

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf....Of course, the wife  promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest  house adjacent to the course. 

  
The  husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there,  find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to  cost us." 

 So  the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice  said, "Come on in." 

 
When  they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over  the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken  window. 

 
A  man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my  window?" 

  
"Uh...yeah,  sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband  replied.

 
 "Oh,  no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see, I'm a  genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that  you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.. I'll give you each  one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for  myself." 

 
 "Wow,  that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd  like a million dollars a year for the rest of my  life." 

 
 "No  problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the leas t I can do. And I'll  guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you  want?" the genie asked. 

 
 
"I'd  like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the  world," she said. 

 
 "Consider  it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,  burglary and natural disasters!" 

 
 "And  now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish,  genie?"

 
 
"Well,  since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a  woman  in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your  wife." 

 
 
The  husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have  a fortune, and all those houses. What do you  think?"

 
 
She  mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.  Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,  honey?"

 
 
"You  know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for  you!" 

 
 
So  the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the  afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about three hours of  non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and  asked, How old are you and your  husband?" 

 
 "Why,  we're both 35," she responded  breathlessly. 

 
 "NO  SHIT,"  He said. "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in  genies?"