Tuesday, December 29, 2009

When is @#$% Acceptable?


> There are only eleven times in history where @#$% has been considered
> acceptable for use.
>
> They are:
>
> 11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we're sinking! ?"
>
> -- Capt. E.J. Smith, RMS Titanic, 1912

>
> 10 . "What the @#$% was that?"
>
> -- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

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> 9. "Where the @#$% did all those Indians come from?"
>
> -- Custer, 1877 !
>
>
> 8. "Why the @#$% can't you understand what I'm saying?"
>
> -- Einstein, 1938
>
>
> 7. "Who the @#$% says it doesn't look like her!"
>
> -- Picasso, 1926
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>
> 6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
>
> -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
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>
> 5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
>
> -- Michelangelo, 1566
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>
> 4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
>
> -- Amelia Earhart, 1937
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>
> 3. " @#$% the house, get in the boat!"
>
> -- Noah, 4314 BC
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>
> 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
>
> -- Bill Clinton, 1998
>
>
> and a drum roll please.........!
>
>
>
> 1. "How the @%#* was I to know they'd get this mad."
>
> -- Saddam Hussein, 2003




Bonus:
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

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