MEN!!!!

  One day my housework-challenged husband decided
to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, 
he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' FLORIDA UNIVERSIYY! ' And they say blondes are dumb..... 

------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world..' The woman replies,
'I'll miss you........ 

---------------------------- 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. 

------------------------------ ------------- Q: What do you
call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor 

------------------------------ ------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN 

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  Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be
men. 

------------------------------ -------------------- Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.. 

------------------------------ --------------- Q: What does it
mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. 

------------------------------ ------------ Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.. 

------------------------------ ------------- Q: How do you
keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'